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Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. 
- Spike Milligan
Gee, and all this time I thought the whole thing was about Jello and that Aflac duck! 
Eh, J-Lo looks too much like an ex-girlfriend of mine - call me when Jennifer Connelly is single again.
Loren
Sure thing, Loren, I’ll give you dibs when I break up with her. :roll:
Tony
I heard that CBS bought the story rights for a made-for-TV movie which will be aired next week. I for one can hardly wait…
I read in the rumor mags that she broke up with him because he kept playing “The Swallowtail Jig” until the wee hours of the night. 
Sorry to dissapoint, but I couldn’t be happier. I’ll never have to hear the term “Bennifer” ever again!
I couldn’t agree more! 
Uh - oh… bad news… I heard on the radio today that Ben has been dating another girl… whose name is… JENNIFER (Garner) !
This is almost as bad as Billy Joe and Bobbi Sue. Did they ever get arrested by Billy Mack the detective in Texas?
And what about those two American kids from the heartland, Jack and Diane? Didn’t they split a while ago.
Go on, my fellow feline, take the money and run!
P.S. - Jennifer Lopez on the Weather Channel is a major C.P.! 
Take care,
BB (born in “cool old El Paso”) 