This is CNN Breaking News. And, I’m not kidding, this is labeled “BREAKING NEWS” by CNN.
– Britney Spears files for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences.
Get a supply of food and water and duct tape your windows and doors, folks. It’s freaking Breaking News.
I’m wondering if they’ll preempt election coverage tonight for this.
Dale
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I saw that – and it’s in a BIG RED BANNER so we won’t miss it.
I’m heading for the liquor store right now. I don’t want to run out of sacramental sherry in the event we have to ride out some shortages.
I guess, in the end, she played with his heart, got lost in the game. Was she in love, or sent from above? No…she wasn’t that innocent.
I sincerely hope they do.
Yikes.
You know, somewhere tonight in the US of A, some chap is going to be busy going about his business with CNN on in the background. When he hears various snippets from the tv in the other room, like “…Spears divorce…” and “…election problems…” I’m sure he’ll come to his own conclusions.
Jef
I’m guessing he didn’t email her heart often enough, or something.
You know, the sheer poetry of her lyrics makes me understand now why Dale was so drawn to her, one poet’s soul to another and all.
Carol
Words fail me.
Apparently words failed them too, or else there’d not be a divorce filing in process.
–James
I’m crushed! I held out such hopes… ah well… maybe he’ll do better …er… she’ll do … er… nah!
Who gives a ruddy ______ ?!?!?!
Why do you guys hate America?
The thing that kills me is that he seemed such a nice boy, and she such a sensible girl.
Does this mean she is single again?
The queue is rapidly forming.
Slan,
D. 
LOL. What sensible thing has she ever done (apart from kissing Madonna)?
That guy has fathered at least four children born since July, 2002. They certainly seem to be a fertile crowd.
Kissing Madonna is sensible?
Irrelevant question. We have Oasis.
First reese Witherspoon and now Britany Spears…my fear is that these things always come in threes.
Unless you include the McCartney breakup- what a dolt he turned out to be!
It’s not my fault the eye roll emoticon is gone. Bloomie, really now. Reread that post and imagine an appended eyeroll.
We hate America because of its freedoms. Its Internets. The Google.
You forgot chads.