they had no programs that would benefit me.
nothing for gypsy types, nomads of the sea or wood.
but CARP sounds interesting 
Tansy
CARP are long lived too. A fifty year old is still a youngster. Must be 'cause of the cold up thare in America’s backyard.
Would you prefer to be known as “the north 40” “side yard” or something like that? I always thought you were America’s hat.
You got them all wrong: they’re not named after the noun; they’re named after the verb.