In preparation for moving overseas, I purchased a Dell Inspiron 300m notebook earlier this month. It was going to be partially funded by selling my existing desktop system, which I still had at the time.
The laptop itself was very nice but it had the rather undesireable side effect of toasting the SD media card for my camera. See, the laptop has a dedicated slot for SD cards, which makes transferring pictures much easier. But after removing my card from the laptop, the card was no longer readable by the camera or by either of my two computer systems.
I call up Dell. Ring, ring. Ring, ring ring ring ring…on hold for quite some time. Eventually after talking with 5 people I find someone who actually knows what an SD memory card is. No, I didn’t buy it from Dell, I say. Dell does sell them, though. And the reader which broke it is obviously from Dell.
My friendly support tech, Joe in Austin, has definitely had sensitivity training. When I first call up, he’s going on and on about how he will stick with this problem till the end, and assist me in resolving it to my satisfaction. Big words, Joey. He seemed to forget about customer satisfaction by the end.
The option Joe and his manager come up with is for me to buy a second SD card, and if the machine nukes it, they will replace the machine and pay for the card. Ummm…wouldn’t I have TWO busted cards at that point? I ask. Yes, says Joe, but you’ll have only paid for one so you wouldn’t be out any more money. Um… I’m not convinced. So I decide to call Sandisk, tha maker of the SD card.
No problem, says Sandisk. Where did you buy it? (an online store) When did you buy it? What’s the code on the back of the card? OK, got it. We will email you a prepaid return mailing label today and ship you a new card in a few weeks. You’ll be visiting family at that time? OK, we can ship it there.
I get off the phone with Sandisk in a total of about 15 minutes, head reeling.
Dell’s support hours are closed, so the weekend passes and I call Joey back on Monday. I tell him about Sandisk’s support but he’s unfazed.
Well, says Joe, since we haven’t established that the computer is at fault, we can’t replace it for you. But you can do a return-and-reorder. That will take only a few weeks.
I don’t have a few weeks, I say. I am moving, I have to sell my desktop machine (and transfer the data) and I need a replacement by April 8th. What else have you got for me?
Nothing, apparently. My annoyance is mounting, and so I finally decide to just return the thing and be done with it.
Another 20 minutes on hold, and eventually I get transferred to returns. I can tell that the return guy has been chatting with my mate Joey there, as he’s got a somewhat skewed version of what’s been going on. Yes, I’m getting a new card from Sandisk. No, I don’t have it YET. No, I’m not about to go buy another card just so I can break it again - the bottom line is I don’t trust your hardware! (quickly escalating to Dell in general)
Well, says Mr. I-forget-your-name, since we haven’t established that there is a technical issue (my jaw hangs open), you will be liable for the return shipping. Multiple arguments go nowhere, he’s got his script in which the customer must accept financial loss to continue in the process, and he’s sticking to it. All right, I concede. I want to be done with this before the 30 day return period is over, so I give in and he triumphantly gives me my return code.
It costs $14 to return it by UPS (Dell’s quoted shipping cost is $50, by the way) and a month after the return I still haven’t had the purchase recredited onto my card, so I contact my credit card issuer and explain the situation. Within a few days of them being involved, Dell finally returns my money, as they were legally obligated to do (somewhat sooner than they really did).
Take from that what you will, but I make sure that they knew that I would never buy a Dell product again and would share my story with everyone considering a purchase.
I am a strong advocate of building your own system (my last desktop was self-customised), but unfortunately they don’t have build-your-own-laptop systems available yet…