the sheer irony
of ‘extreme ironing’
Ironically, the mermaids
had their adverbs
curtailed, and yet
their actual tails
(as opposed to
their tales) were
allowed to grow.
The seacow milk
with modern pipeing
on grapefruit eclairs
curdled quite quickly.
Einstein’s thumb grew
restless as it
stroked the surprisingly
silky sea cow
The dolphin tribunal
hailed Einstein’s thumb
as though it