When Saturn is in a pissy mood it calls out, “Is that you, Rhea?” 
djm
“No, it’s Uranus.”
boys! 
behave
What? We’re talkin’ astronomy here. No need to get all grumpy and moon about…
forth grade bog astronomy 
yer both fowl!
Well, djm is no quack, and I don’t give a hoot.
I’ll grant that ya ain’t birds of a feather.
You’re still flockin’ around though.
Beats workin’.
What do you two call that act? The Aristocrats"?
Surely you’re aware this has been renamed to void all those puerile jokes. Is is now known as"Urectum". 
Oops! I called him surely again. My bad! 
djm
“You buy 'em.”
Regular bull in a china shop.
djm
Just what I wanted. A pic of Saturn’s Rhea. Oy.
We got it all here!