I didn’t want to infringe upon amar’s serious worm bagel thread, but I needed to reply to ad.
It’s not that I don’t like them, for I totally appreciate them. They just look so scary to me. I had a huge phobia when I was little, and I think that’s why I have this fear today.
So that’s that…since this is an un-serious thread, feel free to post whatever you want.
I like lizards. I have an existential encounter with a water lizard every Friday evening when I pass the pond on my way home. Water lizards aren’t exactly like dogs; it doesn’t come up to me for a pat. But it does let me get very close to get a good look. This one has a tail about three or four times the length of its body. It looks just like a minute dinosaur.
A very merry unbirthday
To me
To who?
To me
Oh, you
A very merry unbirthday
To you
Who, me?
To you
Oh, me
Let’s all congratulate us with another cup of tea
A very merry unbirthday to you
Now statistics prove
Prove that you’ve one birthday
Imagine just one birthday every year
Ah, but there are 364 unbirthdays
Precisely why we’re gathered here to cheer
A very merry unbirthday
To me?
To you
A very merry unbirthday
For me?
For you
Now blow the candle out, my dear
And make your wish come true
A very merry unbirthday to you