… You start getting high tech LED promotional pen offers! I couldn’t help but get a few chuckles when this arrived in the mail today and thought maybe a few others might too. Now all I need to do is get well known enough that they at least get the name right the rest of the way 
Nice! now if only there was a key ring attached… 
Will it cut , slice and dice?
But wait !
There’s more !
You make instrums? I want one! You see, the pen is working already …
I wonder if you could turn that pen into a high G whistle?
You think that’s funny? I had to find out on C&F there was some hermit making whistles in my town!