Gentlemen?
In a bizarre turn of events and series of misadventures far too untrue to be recounted publicly, I have come into possession of a most unusual artifact: a set of three extendable tubes that resonate a rather soothing “drone” when plugged into the appropriate apparatus (the description of which is, lamentably, a casualty of my incredulity - dignity would rather I not attempt such a silly thing).
The droning tubes were, I am told, brought to these lands from a mysterious world to the east by Prof. T. Britton - a singular authority on the matter, it is said - who has since re-constructed them.
I know not what scholarly light they have shed on antiquity. I can only speculate as to the gifts of speculative knowing that have been graced upon the good professor. I may never know what secrets the droning tubes have betrayed in telling the tale of Pakistuilleann. But I do know that despite my loftiest aspirations, despite my noblest gleam and eleven-fingered blessing…I can only play one set of drones at a time.
So I am selling these…
Cane reeds included
Sound fantastic
$250
Clips available upon domination of audio equipment; that is, soon.
Inquiries welcome, money preferred.
Yours,
Innocent