I once had a bag of dried cuttlefish that was pretty bad, I had a fishy taste in my mouth all day. Once I was dared to drink a mixture of pickle juice and milk, that was pretty bad too. Iranian doogh is pretty nasty too (tastes like carbonated sour milk, because that is what it is). If you mixed those in with DayQuil so that the curdled milk and bubbles helped to suspend the cuttlefish bits, maybe the bad tastes would cancel out.
When I was a kid, I would give my younger brother a glass full of the liquid from the can of black olives and tell him it was cola. When he got wise to that trick, I put the liquid in a pop bottle. Was I a horrible older brother or what?
I’ve tasted lots and lots of things over the course of my lifetime. The worst I can ever recall was some cantaloupe candy I had in Manila. I like the muskmelons just fine, but somehow when made into a sweetened condensed milk candy it is beyond description.
When i was younger, some friends talked me into a big spoonful of liquid fish emulsion fertilizer. Of course, they called it something else - butterscotch, maybe?? It was seriously nasty.
If you’ve got a second, check out the quick myspace video for Buckley’s. http://www.myspace.com/buckleys When giving this medicine to my kids, I consider it to be child abuse. But it works.
I found something worse than DayQuil…Mr Izz went to the Co-Op and bought me some loose tea (you know, the kind you make in a bone fide teapot), because I’m all out of my good stuff (the stuff from London…the stuff from the US is complete chud). So, anyway…he bought this loose tea, and today I made a pot full of it. It has got to be the absolute worst stuff I’ve ever had, and that includes Earl Grey, which I despise. It’s called Lapsang Souchong…if I were to compare it to something, I would have to say it tastes like what I would imagine boiled rubber tastes like Truly vile. And, no, I don’t think I could ever get used to the taste of this stuff. You can’t even get past the smell (and my whole kitchen was…ahem…steeped in that lovely odor).
So, I’ve bested you. I’d rather have DayQuil than that stuff, hands down.