It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
[Moderator removes Simon’s X-rated comment. Also, Moderator notes that fondling his ear hair is is a turn-on. Just saying, ladies.]
What I hate is when they are always borrowing your Blackberry to see who else ya been talking to.
If you don’t need a brassiere may you tug at your girdle?
I use to tug at my girdle and corset all the time, I don’t think my wife was ever embarrassed by it once.
I like that “makeup” was a verb.