Mmmm!! Large containers of liquid… Pint-sized, I’d say! 
Cheers,
Jens
You aren’t gonna fit a low D in a pint. Maybe a giant container of alcohol. What is beer brewed in, anyway, a vat? a tun? My grandma’s bathtub?
But!! If you cover all the finger holes and the airway, and suck the pint up with the low D, you get drunk really quickly! And it’s sooo much cooler to use a Goldie than a common plebby drinking straw (plus no other goit can get their straw or their Low D into yer pint while you’re doing it!). Woohoo!
I have a feeling I would get tarred and feathered around here if I advocated temperence… so I try to play along. TeeHeeHeee!
You are right. The problem definitely calls for bigger solutions.
“I’d like a gallon of Guinness. For a physics experiment, that is.”
Pythagorean geometrics rock!
Archimedes’ Pet Rock!
