The obvious next frame would show two candles on the cake (one green and one white).
A bong wouldn’t fit.
djm
Humor is the hallmark of a good card
Hallmark humor is the good of a card
A card of the hallmark humor is good
Of the good humor is a hallmark card
A card of good humor is the hallmark
(great, now I want ice cream)
You guys are riding roughshod over an elegant work of sheer genius. I chide you. Consider yourselves chidden.
I suppose you are after my chidden agenda. Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
djm
He’s chidden, Jim.
djm
Do I have to drag this out of you people? If the past participle of “chide” is “chidden”, then what is its past tense? I believe it must be “chid”, as the alternative is…unpalatable.
Who gon’ take care o’ de chidden?
(that one’s probably a bit too far afield)
djm
Chud.
Not what I was getting at, but a good sidestep. Let’s keep it that way. 
That was commentary, not sidestepping. 
I considered that possibility, and ignored it.
All your chud are belong to us!
djm
All youse is lunch says the Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller
For some reason this makes me think of “spouse.” Observe:
Mouse? Mice.
Louse? Lice.
Spouse? Spice.
More than one spouse = spice. You can’t argue the logic…
third and fifth a better fit.
Sure, I can. Watch:
singular = moose - plural = moose
singular = spouse - plural = spoose
See? It’s all quite simple, really. 
djm
This has got to be the weirdest thread I’ve seen in quite some time…
Oh, my pate is getting glabrous
And my skin’s grown wan and scabrous
As th’ indignities of time worked to erode me -
For with senile dementia
And libido in increasing absentia
My superannuated carcass roundly chid me.
Hmm. That didn’t work so well.
I’d love to take the credit for that, but I ain’t exactly workin’ alone, here.