WhOA. self prognosis. OT: you have been warned

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Medical study: Day, only god knows how long its been going on.

Condition: WhOA!!!

Symptoms: Impulse purchase of whistles, planned purchase,
Random purchase just for grins, Begging on the
streets for money to get a fix (of WhOA) or for a
passer by to toss one.

Cause: In this situation, seeking that perfect sound that I like.
But not being able to try every whistle because I dont
live by any big collectors, that know of. Thus I must
listen to clips, Purchase whistles, Hear another whistle
buy another one. listen to clips, Purchase whistles,
Hear another whistle buy another one. Seeking My
holy grail/whistle.

Cure: Find THE whistle. A high D that can play a solid low
end, Yet have a strong, but not shrill upper registor.
Trasitions as easy as warm butter. No lag on jigs,
but can play a air. Looks who cares sound is the issue
at hand. I will play a straw if it has the right
characteristics. Not to quiet it must hold it’s own in a
session, yet not stick out to loud and anger others.
(please no player skill comments) Animals are
returning to my yard I must be better than I was. :slight_smile:

Conclusion: If you have my whistle please contact me so I can
get it. I have been looking for it for a few years. Or if
you have a suggestion as to how to find the location of
this whistle.Whoa must be cured by august as, College
begins and money most go to my EdU-Micat-iooon.

Side note where can I get ear plugs for my new roomates as, I fear that the transition from rap to Irish may create tention unless it is St. Patricks day.

I’M done Venting thanks for your time.

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You need a morphing whistle. One that turns into part susato when you want volume, part hoover when you want peace and quite, part thin weasel when you want clear, part overton when you want complex, part burke when you want in tune, part …

Or

You could make your life one dimensional so that your music needs matched a single whistle.

Or

You could be practice to develop your super musical talent and make a cheap generation sound like all the rest of the whistle.

Me, it too easy to buy another whistle, it staves off my tendency to develope FLute Obsessive Acquisition (FLOA) syndrome. Okay it’s not working too well but it’s hard to tell because with out more economic resources it could be self control, or my WhOA could be acute FLOA suppression.

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LeeMarsh has entered the building :slight_smile:

Good to see some one looking for a little off beat ranting.

Now where is the location of that mix breed whistle Lee, WHAT IT IS NOT REAL, YOU LIED. :laughing:

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You forgot one important quality:

… and for the price of a Meg! :astonished:


:laughing:

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price of a meg. Ha!
What I now refer to as whistle X will be .25 out of vending machines.

Norcal you got me going again :laughing: