I have 6 whistles on thier way to me… I think I need help…
For reference:
Grinter Soprano D – won in the raffle.
Chieftain Low G, D Meg, C Meg – tax return treat
Hoover Sop D Traditional Bore – impulse buy from someone on the forum
Syn Sop D – pure, inexcusable impulse buy 
At least I’m going to be occupied.
I’m having WhOA DT’s! Mailbox key is lost and I have a new Silkstone supposed to arrive days ago. I…KNOW…IT’S…IN…THERE!!! AAAAH! 
Six is baby food.
Soon you’ll have fourty, fifty, three hundred coming and laugh at the days when six got you all excited.
The cycle is truly viscious.
Then the uilleann pipes bug bites and you have real problems with UpOA disorder as this is one of those hard, expensive drugs, not a cheapie gateway drug like the seeming harmless pennywhistle…
I’ll be happy to help you! As soon as the Grinter arrives – BEFORE YOU OPEN IT – write on the outside “Please forward to P.O. Box 89, Mount Hermon, CA, 95041” and give it back to the nice postman. I’ll be happy to help save you from a life of WhOA! 
Have fun with your new goodies!
Redwolf