WASHINGTON, DC—The White House denied rumors of wrongdoing by anyone named Karl Rove Monday, saying the alleged deputy chief of staff does not exist.
“To my knowledge, no one by the name of Karl Rove works for this president, his staff, or for that matter, anyone on earth, since he is not a real person,” White House press secretary Scott McClellan told reporters Monday.
Hmm…I was given a book about him, and I was told that the way I handle things is similar to the way he handles things. You mean to tell me that I handle things the same way as a person who doesn’t exist? WHY!!!
I guess its time to pick up the pieces and move on.