Sea lion slaps kayaker with an octopus:
I know. Isn’t it great? 
Truly tentacular, in fact. 
I was a sucker for that one.
I keep putting myself in the octopus’ place. You can almost hear it say, “What the…?”
Didn’t look to me that the seal had left enough of the octopus for the octopus to have an opinion.
I hope so. As if being made into dinner weren’t bad enough, then you’re ammo in a food fight? Talk about adding insult to injury. The kayaker seemed to take it all in stride, though; you’d think it was just another day at the office.
This is why I stay on land.
I can testify that my days at the office are just like that.
Look familiar?
“What d’ye mean, ‘Human Resources’?”
I will miss him.
Damned sea lion.
I was imagining myself thinking, “Look! Free sashimi!”