The Unitarian / Universalist Jihad: 
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2005/04/08/DDG27BCFLG1.DTL
The only mistake they made: they only mentioned coffee once. 
âJames
At my UU Church, coffee is a bit more important than a single mention. I guess Iâll read it anywayâŚ
LOL! That is excellent! I sent it to my own church members⌠weâll begin meeting in earnest on this as soon as we get back from summer break.
Right on, Sister!
Robin
The UU Jihad even has an article in Wikipedia.
Iâve read that before, and it rather disturbs me.
âJihadâ can mean âinward struggle,â but in English it almost always means âholy war.â
By the tone of the article, I canât really bring myself to find mocking war funny. War is the most serious thing in the world. I donât understand how any war can be holy.
Grenades, flaming swords, and guns cannot be instruments of peace (or humor), in my view.
Now that is hilarious.
I donât think war is funny. I think warmongers are ridiculous which isnât the same as finding them funny. The best way of attacking things that are nasty, serious and ridiculous I know of is satire. This is very effective satire.
I want to be Brother Stilletto of Bliss. Or if thatâs taken, Brother ICBM of Joy.
what do you get when you mix a Unitarian with a Jehovahâs Witness?
Someone who knocks on doors for no apparent reason!
Missy
Missy, in case you didnât know, Jehovahâs Witnesses are already unitarian.
They reject the Trinity as non-biblical.
Jehovahâs Witnesses may not accept the doctrine of the trinity, so in that sense I suppose they are unitarian.
However, they have nothing --at all-- to do with the Unitarian / Universalist Church.
By the way, the idea of anybody making jihad â âholy wayâ â isnât funny. Whatâs funny is the idea of a bunch of U/U members trying to even get aggressive with anybody.
Historically, though, they did do a good job of smuggling people out of Nazi Germany: they got a lot of folks out to safety, and risked their own lives doing it. So there ya go.
âJames
In regards to Jehovahâs witnesses, the ones I know usually use the word ânontrinitarianâ instead of âunitarian,â for what itâs worth. I think it is because âunitarianâ is usually associated with the Unitarian Universalists, but the two words historically mean the same thing (the rejection of the Trinity).
There are lots of faiths that are unitarian without being universalist, of course.
Can I change my name to âBrother ICBM of Autoerotic Asphyxiation?â
Actually thereâs a lot I like about the Unitarians and that other oneâŚUmâŚOh yeah, Unity. At least some things I like.
This satire is in the same realms as âthe church of the sub geniusâ and that of Discordianism.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unitarian_Jihad
Each seems to be themed on a different group.
Church_of_the_SubGenius has the X-day instead of the rapture, Discordianism has been compaired to many eastern religions, etc.
It seems strange that they are combining two different philosophyâs U/U and Islam. I guess I do not understand the connection. Although I doubt that Jon Carroll had any intention of this being anything but a side note. It seem that other people are finding something in it.
Indeed. Unitarian Universalism supposedly encompasses Islam, but the same can hardly be said the other way aroundâIslam is probably the most un-universalist (I canât think of another word?) religion in all of history.
I can attest firsthand that Unitarian / Universalist Churches welcome anyoneâŚeven a crusty old heathen like me. 
Itâs a âcome as you areâ church.
âJames
You know, I understand and really appreciate that sentiment, but I donât think itâs always a good thing. I guessâŚI donât think (wo)man is good enough on his own, the way he is. Humanity is in a pretty wretched state and has been forever.
We need salvation and non-leather shoes, as Bloomfield has said. 
Hmm. I thought he said that we need salivation and wet weather shoes.
Been around any extreme Fundamentalist Christian Americans lately?
Yes. Many of them are my family members, classmates, and neighbours, in fact. Fundamentalist Islam is much more un-universalist (I am positive that there is a better word here but I cannot think of it) than fundamentalist Christianity.
Compare the two and youâll see the difference in severity immediately.