As 2001 sinks slowly into the west, there lingers a question on the minds of many that begs answer:
Whatever happened to Foky Gruber??
Some say he went to deliver a whistle to Jimmy Hoffa . . .
Others hold that Elvis is taking whistle lessons.
A few on the fringe think that Foky undertook a whistle mission to Osama Bin Laden to help get his head straight.
Who can say?
I mean it: Who Can Say!!?
If you have any information or sightings please call 1-555-HEY FOKY, but don’t let Admiral Viagra know.
For more information on Foky see the C&F Expensive whistle section.
Vinny