In the film " lock,stock and two smoking barrels" someone is beaten to death with a sex toy. Could it get any worse then that?
RORY
You mean, because it’s a waste of a perfectly good sex toy?
There’s always the hope the toy came through unscathed, a good 12 foot x 12 kangaroo plait bullwhip is quite durable. Yeehah! BTW my cousin Vinnie was in that movie. 
Being offed AS a sex-toy would be a ungainly.
I got a bit confused myself emm.
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I used to have nightmares of being pelted with ping-pong balls. I don’t know how long that would take to kill someone, but that would be my least favourite choice.
Failing that, being talked to death. That seems convincing and possible. I know which brother-in-law would be the most effective murderer, too. My wife couldn’t even compete. No, on second thoughts, yes she could.
They could have been lead filled ping-pong balls.
RORY
I did not accuse you of starting this thread, but I will admit the thought crossed my mind.
It would never happen. I could totally take him. And I’m not bad with a wrench. Better with a prybar though.
Annual audit coming up …
I would hate if I was pushed off a cliff or Grand Canyon overlook and while I was falling realizing that it was my best friend or wife who had pushed me. After hitting the bottom I wouldn’t be so concerned.
We all have to worry about the wife pushing us off the cliff.
I don’t.
Please share your secret with us.
So we can poop on it.
Simple, mutepointe. I’m divorced. And she lives far, far away.
that’s helpful, but do you have cliffs? 
Do I have Cliff’s what?
his notes…he’s a gig tonight an’ needs 'em back