We just traveled down to NJ to the unveiling of my Uncle’s grave stone. At the cemetary, we spotted this grouping of trees:
I was sort of speechless…
there should be a caption for this photo…
“behold the mysterious monoliths of the ancient Phallusian Tribe. While their origins are unclear the message they left is undeniable”
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I’m rarely at a loss for words but…
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BTW-- in case you couldn’t guess from the photo, this was a Jewish cemetary!
What is Jewish abouth this cemetery? The giant green lightbulbs? 
djm
It looks like that one on the far left hasn’t converted yet . . . 
This type of “pruning” is traditionally done to Jewish male babies at 8 days of age…
What were they thinking?
There will be a Rabbi there and probably somebody’s mother.
Nobody will dare laugh.
And if they do plotz from not laughing, hey! More business for us!
My laugh-o-meter just broke.
I guest my mind is in the gutter, this is what I thought of first. Pistachio I’m thinking
its been my experience that NJ cemetery ground crews have a unique sense of humor.
At the time, given the condition they no doubt were in, the ground crew probably thought they were making, big, topiary mushrooms. 
That’s a lot of wood!