I swear, even the aliens from ‘This Island Earth’ didn’t have melons nearly as wacky as our own Tony! Is this a sign from those Crystal folks again?
What are you talking about??? (You don’t like my new hairstyle?)
Tony
Dude, either your helmet is on crooked, or your hairpiece is sliding backwards - I can’t make out which! LOL anyway if it is hair, I can only guess it’s that spray on hair-in-a-can stuff, cause I saw you a few days ago - bald as a baby’s butt! But then again, you alien types have been known to grow hair in some pretty strange places and in massive quantities. Don’t ask me how I know - I just DO. 
Tony, let me just tell you how personally disappointed I am that your avatar hasn’t morphed yet again…(anxiously awaits another change with baited breath)
Oh, it’s a hairstyle, I thought I just forgot to put the lid back on after I took your brain out…
Oooh, girl! Brush your teeth! 
Oh, it’s a hairstyle, I thought I just forgot to put the lid back on after I took your brain out…
You put the lid back alright. But did you forget to put something back in first? Boy, my hairstylist and I go to a lot of trouble for you people.
Tony
Tony Higgins, the Red Headed Stepchild.
Loren
GADZOOKS! franticly looking for dull rusty spoon to gouge out eyeballs with - anything to stop this pain!
Tony, you have GOT to lay off those mind altering toad drippings, those things can be ADDICTIVE!! Or wait…was that me who needed to lay off…Aw Bullocks!
Well, at least I can rest easy now (not sure how I’ll sleep though).