What is your real life super power?

I can shower forever. I can use up a whole hot water tank in 1 try.

I have this uncanny ability to jump up at anytime and feed my cat anytime it cries for food.

Now that I think of it… it might not be my power after all.

I can find lost wallets in a single bound, while singing La Revolution Française.

I can swipe even the most stubborn credit cards through the card reader. It takes both speed and skill and just the right pressure. One day my power will save the planet.

The Batman managed to be a superhero without any superpowers, per se.

I can sleep through thunderstorms and minor earthquakes.

I can sleep standing up.

Sleep disorders are not superpowers.

It’s not a sleep disorder! It’s a carefully cultivated skill.

Is Slood Dood’s too?

Of course. We are kindred souls, sharing an affinity for the sublime nepenthe.

I have slept through four hurricanes, although I did awaken instantly in the earthquake.

I can make stoplights turn green just by staring at them.

Have to adjust my eyes, when I saw your post and your name, I mistakenly read it as “Sheep Disorder”.

X-Ray Sarcasm

Me too. Takes a bit of concentration, and some time, though. Never had it fail, unless the lights were out due to a power problem.

Kevin Krell

Super-Indigestion

Mega-Forgetting Stuff

Hyperallergenic

Head-hair losing

I can eat in my sleep.