What if Hogwarts had a yard sale?

I would hope to get one of those pup tents that when a person goes inside there is all kinds of room. $20 tops but it would have to have all of its poles and not smell musty.

Yes, I’d rather have that than a time-turner, for sure. I might take the invisibility cloak though.
I would really like an owl that delivers messages.

I couldn’t begin to say how many owl messages I have read over the years, most involved small mammals and insects. They don’t really come in those nice envelopes they always show.

If I had an invisibility cloak I could walk around naked, but I wouldn’t be naked because I would be wearing a cloak. I’ll buy a yard stick, mute can have the warts.

I really want one of those. I could take “roughing it” if I had that tent. And the time-turner.

I wonder if you can buy the Room of Requirement? I wants it…

My biggest worry about the invisibility cloak is does it block UV? I haven’t seen anything from the FDA about this.

If I would consider an oil painting, I would want references.

That reminds me: do they have any Philtre of Mutability? I really wanna get my shapeshift on.

This whole thread is Riddikulus! Don’t boggart that banishing spell!

You mean a polyjuice potion, I think.

I’ll have a Room of Requirement, a Pensieve and a Phoenix, please.

No, no…that’s for simultaneous multilocation.

Actually, I could use some of that too, come to think of it.