Cran doesn’t have an avatar (at least not at this printing). Something is not right with the world… 
That’s almost (not quite, but almost) as frightening as Mr. Pointed Teeth Clown.
Quick, Cran, this is your chance to make something right in the world… bring back your avatar!!!
It’s happened before. don’t panic.
Ok. I’ll try not to. But Cran had better remedy the situation soon. I don’t know how long I can keep my panic at bay
Ich bin sehr müde.
(There, there’s my German sentence for the day.)
I have a german saying for you!
Ze zint sheizer lila.
Translation… Your sh*t is purple 
I made it myself 