don’t push too hard…
Waiter! This coffee is not bland enough!
That one for the elevator would only provoke me to actually do it.
Well then. You must be locked up.
(or perhaps that’s what you had in mind.)
she’s already in an elevator!
emm, have ya never bounced one?
After the week I’ve had, being locked up sounds like fun 
I am?
You’re goin’ daaaaaahn!
(In the best tradition of British cop shows. It’s the equivalent of “Book him, Danno!”)