As someone with a bit of hearing loss, I found this amusing:
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, “Windy, isn’t it?” “No,” the second man replied, “it’s Thursday.” And the third man chimed in, “So am I. Let’s have a beer.”
here’s one more…i read this in edinburgh, a cartoon, framed on the wall, just next to the loo, at the creelers restaurant, hunter square. 
ok, it’s a picture…the scene is a restaurant, two tables, at one table a bloke and a sexy girl, at the other table a guy sitting there alone.
The guy sitting alone is cupping his ear with one hand, leaning over to the couple’s table, his gesture meaning : what did you say?
At the other table the guy says:
‘sorry, i do sometimes have the tendency to mumble. I was just asking this young lady if she wanted my hock in her glass.’
I never understood this joke…
Yeah, right. And your tattoo is red. :roll:
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
Assuming you survived the tornado that put the table into the tree in the first place.
What’s pink and wrinkly and hangs out your pyjamas?
Your Mom on washday.