What are you doing to prepare for Dale's birthday?

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What are you doing to prepare for Dale’s birthday?

  • Giving up drinking.
  • Drinking
  • Counting the remaining shopping days.
  • Weeping
  • Trying to figure out why in the hell Bush nominated Paul Wolfowitz to run the World Bank.
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Friday, March 25.

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I wanted to send you a surprise Christmas card but I couldn’t find your address. :frowning: And if I’d asked, it wouldn’t have been a surprise!

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Dale, for your birthday I am celebrating my daughter’s 11th birthday. And cursing c-sections. :stuck_out_tongue:

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How old’ll ya be?

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I’ll be 49, ya young whipper-snapper.

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Giving up drinking…oooh, that’s a good one. Heeheehee. Hahahaha. Hoohoo. Aaahahahaha. Oh, my. snort Oh, dear.

Happy upcoming birthday, Dale!

Whippersnapper.

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Here, Dale, I drew and painted this just now for you and took a picture:

Sorry it’s blurry.

Happy Birthday! :slight_smile:

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I’ve decided to throw you a very large, very elaborate, very expensive birthday party. Too bad you won’t be able to make it, huh? :wink: We’ll all have a great time in your name though, so don’t worry.

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I’ll compose a poem for you the moment I come up with a rhyme for ‘orange.’

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‘Porridge’ almost works.

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I’m looking for exact matches only, thank you. I’m a fussy poet.

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Emily Dickinson rhymed words like ‘day’ and ‘me’, so I don’t see why ‘orange’ and ‘porridge’ couldn’t work.

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Roses are red
violets are blue,
Dale is “the man”,
and so are you.

My high school English teacher said that I didn’t have any talent, whatsoever. She had to be wrong.

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Paul Wolfowitz to head the World Bank, give me a break. If I ate a big dinner of spagetti and meat balls and drank way too much wine, I think that I could find a better candidate, even if I had to enlist an unemployed friend, who used to work in laying concrete for a living.

Dale would be a better choice. A psychologist on the world bank board would be suspect, however.

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Well, I turned 49 on March 5 and he didn’t do diddly for me, so…

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carnage is quite close too…

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Well, Emily’s not here, is she? This is my poem and I make the rules.

(Pssst, I’m not really writing a poem, much less one that rhymes, and much much less one that needs to rhyme with ornage) (or orange)

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since it’s Good Friday, unless you can give me dispensation - I’ll be fasting and then eating fish.
But have a happy birthday, anyway…

(gee- I didn’t realize you were OLDER than me!! :smiley: )

Missy

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La breithe shona duit a Dale.
Sorry cant get fadas on this outdated piece of cr*p. Any way Im sure you know that it means Happy Birthday.
By the way my b-day`s in june. Shall I also post a reminder?

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My birthday IS on Good Friday. What to do?