I swear I wasn’t planning on buying anything other than some blank staff paper when what did I behold but a Halls Crystal Flute in D. Not only was it just sitting there winking seductively at me but it was ON SALE for $40. What could I do? So slender and sexy, a rich smoky voice, sounding like what you would imagine a glass of Jamesons to sound like if it had a voice. I was powerless, before I knew what was happening I was handing cash across the counter and walking out with this seductress under my arm.
Better bring it to GJ! I’ve never seen one.
It’s really very pretty and the guy in the store made lovely tunes with it
I want one!!
Are you going to Grand Junction Cees?
I love your phrase…“sounding like a glass of Jamiesons if it had a voice”. That must be some flute!
You ever thought of writing teleplays for HBO? 
Maybe there’s a variation on WHOA…
Shoot… I can’t think of anything. At least, nothing witty.