# Weirdest Album Covers and Titles

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**Category:** Poststructural Pub\
**Created:** [March 16, 2006, 3:55am UTC](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/t/weirdest-album-covers-and-titles/36515 "2006-03-16T03:55:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Wombat](https://chiffandfipplewww.b-cdn.net/user_avatar/www.chiffandfipple.com/wombat/32/281_2.png) [@Wombat](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/u/Wombat)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 3:55am UTC](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/t/weirdest-album-covers-and-titles/36515/1 "2006-03-16T03:55:59Z")

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There must be plenty. My vote goes to:

[![](http://rateyourmusic.com/album_images/s245689.jpg)](http://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/paddy_roberts/songs_for_gay_dogs/)

Here it is in full size:  
[http://www.averyant.com/Averys159.jpg](http://www.averyant.com/Averys159.jpg)  
  
  
OK, top that.

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**Author:** ![Congratulations](https://chiffandfipplewww.b-cdn.net/user_avatar/www.chiffandfipple.com/congratulations/32/910_2.png) [@Congratulations](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/u/Congratulations)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 4:00am UTC](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/t/weirdest-album-covers-and-titles/36515/2 "2006-03-16T04:00:14Z")

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You Can Tune a Piano, but You Can’t Tuna Fish? REO Speedwagon?

Meh, yours still wins.

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**Author:** ![Jack](https://chiffandfipplewww.b-cdn.net/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/cc9497/32.png) [@Jack](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/u/Jack)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 4:01am UTC](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/t/weirdest-album-covers-and-titles/36515/3 "2006-03-16T04:01:07Z")

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![](http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005G8NH.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)

The title to Fiona Apple’s second studio album is the longest in the world and holds the Guiness record. The full title is this:

When the Pawn Hits the Conflict He Thinks Like a King What He  
Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes To The Fight And He’ll Win  
The Whole Thing ‘Fore He Enters The Ring There’s No Body To  
Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You  
Hold Your Own Hand And Remember That Depth Is The Greatest Of  
Heights And If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where  
To Land And If You Fall It Won’t Matter, Cuz You’ll Know That You’re  
Right.

Also, this is the cover to Sinéad O’Connors first studio album (as released in Europe, but not America):

![](http://www.coolness.demon.nl/sinead/lioncobra_cover.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Jack](https://chiffandfipplewww.b-cdn.net/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/cc9497/32.png) [@Jack](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/u/Jack)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 4:16am UTC](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/t/weirdest-album-covers-and-titles/36515/4 "2006-03-16T04:16:33Z")

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Oh, and I forgot about this one:

![](http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000000FHB.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)

I’ve never listened to it, but I’ve always thought the title was swell.

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**Author:** ![Bloomfield](https://chiffandfipplewww.b-cdn.net/user_avatar/www.chiffandfipple.com/bloomfield/32/118_2.png) [@Bloomfield](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/u/Bloomfield)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 4:29am UTC](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/t/weirdest-album-covers-and-titles/36515/5 "2006-03-16T04:29:25Z")

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![](http://chiffandfipple.com/images/spinal.jpg)

Spinal Tap: Smell the Glove (US release)

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**Author:** ![Congratulations](https://chiffandfipplewww.b-cdn.net/user_avatar/www.chiffandfipple.com/congratulations/32/910_2.png) [@Congratulations](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/u/Congratulations)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 4:44am UTC](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/t/weirdest-album-covers-and-titles/36515/6 "2006-03-16T04:44:01Z")

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![](http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/12/50/0422d250fca0dafb01ff4010._AA240_.L.jpg)

Richard Cheese, Lounge Against the Machine.

![](http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000005KOE.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)

Pat Boone, In A Metal Mood. (The cover scares me.)

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**Author:** ![Jack](https://chiffandfipplewww.b-cdn.net/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/cc9497/32.png) [@Jack](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/u/Jack)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 4:49am UTC](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/t/weirdest-album-covers-and-titles/36515/7 "2006-03-16T04:49:30Z")

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> [@Congratulations](#):
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> ![](https://s3.pfaffmanager.com/sites/chiffandfipple/original/2X/1/1d9292f757f5bc0eecfb3e18d62e442bf120fd02.jpeg)
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> Richard Cheese, Lounge Against the Machine.

I hate that album, but I love it at the same time. I hate it. When he sings “Rape Me” so happily and “I wanna fnck you like an animal,” I can’t help but laugh hysterically and feel horrible for it. ![:boggle:](https://s3.pfaffmanager.com/sites/chiffandfipple/original/2X/0/0287f377b0e103e172422ffbbe8c639fd3e12c9e.gif "boggle")

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**Author:** ![Congratulations](https://chiffandfipplewww.b-cdn.net/user_avatar/www.chiffandfipple.com/congratulations/32/910_2.png) [@Congratulations](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/u/Congratulations)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 4:53am UTC](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/t/weirdest-album-covers-and-titles/36515/8 "2006-03-16T04:53:58Z")

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> [@Cranberry](#):
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> > [@Congratulations](#):
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> > ![](https://s3.pfaffmanager.com/sites/chiffandfipple/original/2X/1/1d9292f757f5bc0eecfb3e18d62e442bf120fd02.jpeg)
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> > Richard Cheese, Lounge Against the Machine.
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> I hate that album, but I love it at the same time. I hate it. When he sings “Rape Me” so happily and “I wanna fnck you like an animal,” I can’t help but laugh hysterically and feel horrible for it. ![:boggle:](https://s3.pfaffmanager.com/sites/chiffandfipple/original/2X/0/0287f377b0e103e172422ffbbe8c639fd3e12c9e.gif "boggle")

My favorite is “Fight for Your Right (to Party).” 😆

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**Author:** ![Jack](https://chiffandfipplewww.b-cdn.net/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/cc9497/32.png) [@Jack](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/u/Jack)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 4:56am UTC](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/t/weirdest-album-covers-and-titles/36515/9 "2006-03-16T04:56:19Z")

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> [@Congratulations](#):
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> > [@Cranberry](#):
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> > > [@Congratulations](#):
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> > > ![](https://s3.pfaffmanager.com/sites/chiffandfipple/original/2X/1/1d9292f757f5bc0eecfb3e18d62e442bf120fd02.jpeg)
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> > > Richard Cheese, Lounge Against the Machine.
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> > I hate that album, but I love it at the same time. I hate it. When he sings “Rape Me” so happily and “I wanna fnck you like an animal,” I can’t help but laugh hysterically and feel horrible for it. ![:boggle:](https://s3.pfaffmanager.com/sites/chiffandfipple/original/2X/0/0287f377b0e103e172422ffbbe8c639fd3e12c9e.gif "boggle")
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> My favorite is “Fight for Your Right (to Party).” 😆

Have you heard his version of “Me So Horny”?!?!?!

It is absolutely monstrocious and gut-bustingly funny. I hate it that I love that song so much. You should really hear his version if you haven’t.

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**Author:** ![Wombat](https://chiffandfipplewww.b-cdn.net/user_avatar/www.chiffandfipple.com/wombat/32/281_2.png) [@Wombat](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/u/Wombat)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 6:37am UTC](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/t/weirdest-album-covers-and-titles/36515/10 "2006-03-16T06:37:54Z")

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The cover of Jim O’Rourke’s _Insignifcance_ is out there. (The themes and lyrics are even futher out there.)

[http://www.dragcity.com/catalog/records/dc202.jpg](http://www.dragcity.com/catalog/records/dc202.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Mitch](https://chiffandfipplewww.b-cdn.net/user_avatar/www.chiffandfipple.com/mitch/32/1122_2.png) [@Mitch](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/u/Mitch)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 12:15pm UTC](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/t/weirdest-album-covers-and-titles/36515/11 "2006-03-16T12:15:53Z")

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My fave funky cover

![](http://www.rykodisc.com/rykointernal/databasesupport/album_covers_full/585.gif)

This one’s for Dale

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**Author:** ![Henke](https://chiffandfipplewww.b-cdn.net/user_avatar/www.chiffandfipple.com/henke/32/389_2.png) [@Henke](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/u/Henke)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 12:22pm UTC](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/t/weirdest-album-covers-and-titles/36515/12 "2006-03-16T12:22:11Z")

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How do you like this one then? 😃  
 ![]()

Shameless self-promotion again.  
Due to be released June-July.

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**Author:** ![Cayden1](https://chiffandfipplewww.b-cdn.net/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/edb3f5/32.png) [@Cayden1](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/u/Cayden1)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 12:33pm UTC](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/t/weirdest-album-covers-and-titles/36515/13 "2006-03-16T12:33:36Z")

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I have fond memories of this, a pop up sleeve and, well, strange music. 1971 or around that time. Still have the album too.

![](http://www.gaywoods.homestead.com/files/heavy_petting.JPG)

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**Author:** ![chas](https://chiffandfipplewww.b-cdn.net/user_avatar/www.chiffandfipple.com/chas/32/115_2.png) [@chas](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/u/chas)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 12:53pm UTC](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/t/weirdest-album-covers-and-titles/36515/14 "2006-03-16T12:53:50Z")

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I see someone beat me to Frank Zappa. Here’s another:

![](http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000009S8.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg)

Chunga’s Revenve features the classic song, “Evelyn, a modified dog.”

And I’m surprised our marsupial friend from down under didn’t include this one from Mr. Zappa’s buddy, Captain Beefheart:  
  
  
 ![](http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000005JA8.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg)

Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band. I think it’s one of the goofiest album covers ever.

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**Author:** ![Wombat](https://chiffandfipplewww.b-cdn.net/user_avatar/www.chiffandfipple.com/wombat/32/281_2.png) [@Wombat](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/u/Wombat)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 1:11pm UTC](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/t/weirdest-album-covers-and-titles/36515/15 "2006-03-16T13:11:01Z")

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> [@chas](#):
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> And I’m surprised our marsupial friend from down under didn’t include this one from Mr. Zappa’s buddy, Captain Beefheart…

I was so cracked up when I discovered that album I began with that I forgot the albums on my usual list, Chas. The Zappa ‘Weasels’ and the Beefheart ‘Troutmask’ would have to be on any shortlist.

Peter’s selection—Dr.Strangely Strange—is pretty obscure too, as well as weird, but I think it might have been reissued recently. I hope so; I’ve never heard it. There are one or two others a bit like it from that period that I’ll try to dig up tomorrow.

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**Author:** ![Dale](https://chiffandfipplewww.b-cdn.net/user_avatar/www.chiffandfipple.com/dale/32/5_2.png) [@Dale](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/u/Dale)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 1:34pm UTC](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/t/weirdest-album-covers-and-titles/36515/16 "2006-03-16T13:34:07Z")

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> [@Bloomfield](#):
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> ![](http://www.chiffandfipple.com/images/spinal.jpg)
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> Spinal Tap: Smell the Glove (US release)

Hm. I saw the thread title and clicked in with the intent of posting Spinal Tap’s: Smell the Glove.

What are the odds?

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**Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 1:35pm UTC](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/t/weirdest-album-covers-and-titles/36515/17 "2006-03-16T13:35:46Z")

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I have always thought that orange and purple belong together. Unfortunately the picture doesn’t quite seem to have the colors right.

![](http://www.engine-studios.com/vpp/Miscellaneous/Images/HasilAdkins_OutToHunch.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Tyler](https://chiffandfipplewww.b-cdn.net/user_avatar/www.chiffandfipple.com/tyler/32/976_2.png) [@Tyler](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/u/Tyler)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 1:43pm UTC](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/t/weirdest-album-covers-and-titles/36515/18 "2006-03-16T13:43:56Z")

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Any album cover by Tool…

![](http://tool-band.webpark.pl/okl_opiate.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Wombat](https://chiffandfipplewww.b-cdn.net/user_avatar/www.chiffandfipple.com/wombat/32/281_2.png) [@Wombat](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/u/Wombat)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 1:51pm UTC](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/t/weirdest-album-covers-and-titles/36515/19 "2006-03-16T13:51:38Z")

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> [@DaleWisely](#):
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> Hm. I saw the thread title and clicked in with the intent of posting Spinal Tap’s: Smell the Glove.
> 
> What are the odds?

Better than _Songs For Gay Dogs_ I suspect.

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**Author:** ![missy](https://chiffandfipplewww.b-cdn.net/user_avatar/www.chiffandfipple.com/missy/32/530_2.png) [@missy](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/u/missy)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 1:52pm UTC](https://www.chiffandfipple.com/t/weirdest-album-covers-and-titles/36515/20 "2006-03-16T13:52:44Z")

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Hey Dale - here’s one for you…

![](http://www.deanfriedman.com/images/SquirrelCover-FLAT-150dpi%20-200x200.jpg)

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