we’re from O-HI-O
Go Bucks!
Since I missed it (obviously) is it safe to assume that Ohio State beat Michigan?
37-21
I thought this was about the NBA brawl.
That too.
I couldn’t believe the weather channel Saturday morning. They interviewed these Ohio fans. 
Reporter: “Hi I’m Kelsey Kinsley for the Weather Channel. Will the rain dampen your enthusiasm?”
Bushy browed neandrathal: “Go Buckeyes.”
Reporter: “So the rain won’t bother you?”
Typical Ohioan: “Go Buckeyes. Ah-Heh Ah-Heh”
Reporter (to another example of central Ohio inbreeding): “Will the rain dampen your enthusiasm?”
Inbred: “YEEEEEHAAAAWWWWW. Go Buckeyes.”
Reporter: “What does your wife think?”
Ole rotten tooth: “Ah’m also his sister. YEEEEEHAWWW Go Buckeyes.”
Reporter (to Michigan fan) : “Will the game dampen your enthusiasm?”
Distinguished educated gentleman: “Not at all my dear lady. In fact I believe it was Tennyson who once said…”
Of course Michigan did lose which sucks. But don’t they always?
OK. Fjohn, let’s hear some Michigan jokes. I know you got 'em.
Now you went and done it:
Why are there two teams from Michigan in the Big Ten?
Because there was so much crap in Ann Arbor that they
had to start another pile!
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A kid’s family is visiting some friends in Columbus. He hears a horrible commotion and sees a big dog tearing into a little girl. He grabs a stick and whacks the dog on the head, killing it instantly. Someone calls 911, and an ambulance, the police and a reporter show up.
The reporter finds the kid and interviews him. He scribbles in his notebook.
“How does this sound, kid? ‘Future Buckeye linebacker rescues toddler from jaws of savage stray.’”
“But I’m not gonna go to Ohio State. I wanna be a Wolverine.”
The reporter scribbles: “Future convict slays family pet.”
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A Michigan grad is down on his luck. His car breaks down, he loses his job, his rent is due, and he has no money.
He finally decides the answer is to kidnap a child and collect the ransom!
He goes to a city park, grabs a young boy, takes him behind an oak tree and writes this ransom note:
" I have kidnapped your son. If you ever want to see him again, put $10,000 behind the oak tree in City Park.
Signed,
Michigan Graduate- Valedictorian, Class of '86"
He then pins the note to the boys shirt and sends him to his parents.
The next morning he goes to the park to collect his ransom and finds ten grand in a bag, behind the oak tree.
On it is a note that says, “I can’t believe you would do this to another Michigan grad!”
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An Ohio State fan, a Michigan fan, and a Penn State fan are stranded on an island. They come across a bottle, open it, and of course, out pops a genie. The genie offers to grant each fan a wish.
The Penn State fan says, “You know, Happy Valley is so beautiful and it just makes me so dang happy. I wish I was back there.”
Poof, he was back in Happy Valley.
The Michigan fan says, “You know, Michigan is even more beautiful than Pennsylvania and I am tired of all all the tourists trashing our state. I wish I could go back home and have a wall around Michigan that would keep all the great Michigan folks in and everyone else out.”
Poof, the Michigan Fan disappeared.
The genie looks at the OSU fan and asks him what he would like his wish to be.
“Tell me about this wall,” the OSU fan replies.
“Well, it is a 300 feet high, fifty feet thick and no one can get in or out.”
“Really? Good workmanship and all. No chance that it doesn’t work?”
“Of course not.”
“Good. I wish it was full of water.”
I have more. 
Hee hee hee hee.
Those are some good ones, guys. Now here’s one that is a little more fair and balanced:
Question: Why don’t OSU students/Michigan students (pick one) kill flies?
Answer: Because it’s the school mascot!
Man, THAT’s a rivalry. I went to a small college up in Michigan. A girl I knew had a bumpersticker that said OHOWIHATEOHIOSTATE. 
Woohoo! Another New Lake Michigan right next door to me and it’s 265 feet deeper than Lake St. Clair, although I will need a crane to lift the boat over the wall.
You can just see the GM logo at the top of the Renaissance Center in Detroit, great mooring mast and roof top marina.
MarkB
Those were great. Especially the Dog one. I laughed loudly and drew attention from co-workers.