A man’s cupping his hand to scoop some water from a Highland burn.
Gamekeeper shouts ‘"dinnae drink thon water, it’s foo o’ coo’s dung and urine
Man replies " my good fellow, I’m English, repeat that in English"
Gamekeeper replies " I said use both hands - you get more that way"
You missed a few cobbers.
djm
Nice one,
Slan,
D. 
Ahahaah!
8.5
(8.5 on the international scale:
10 on the Scots one)
Up to eleven on de Irish scale…
Slan,
D. 
its better than the one aboot the fly in the glass;
and the one about finding a genie lantern;
and the one about the plane going down;
OH: stop me! 
I would be the first one to admit that racist jokes can be a bit predictable..
but I liked the original post..
Racism and the crack..now there’s a discussion..
There was these two…
Slan,
D.
not one for the pub 
I like the joke, but what exactly is a highland burn?
Something like a rug burn?
djm
a stream
That’s what I gathered …
BTW-- what are the decency rules on this board for jokes? Just naughty words banned? Is sexual content OK if it’s worded discretely? I just heard a great joke about a barrel…