Wanted: Benefactor

Whistle
1

I’ve decided what I really need is a benefactor to provide a monthly stipend which will allow me to spend more time in my pursuits to better humanity.

Those pursuits being primarily:

  1. Playing my whistles and flutes.
  2. Reading a lot of history.
  3. Playing computer games.

I will provide a monthly statement demonstrating I have spent at least 5 hours in each of the pursuits.

The benefits to humanity are myriad:

  1. Not driving to work.
    Use less gas = less demand = greater supply = cheaper prices.
    Less cars on road = faster travel time for others.
    Less cars = safer driving conditions.

  2. Better music to better entertain the great unwashed during renfaires = happy masses = less likelihood of revolution = stable government in these troubling times.

  3. Computer games supports technological growth = greater medical breakthroughs = more lives saved each year. Also = greater need for higher education.

I could list more.

I think $5,000.00 US Dollars a month with an annual 20% increase should be enough without overdoing it.

Anyone interested?


Thanks

2

WHAT! :confused: You think you are in a union or something?

3

OK, you’re on! I’ll be mailing out a check to you for said $5,000 on the second Tuesday of every week. :smiley:

4

Hmmm. Maybe I don’t want to get together and play whistles with you after all. :slight_smile:

I’ve thought about it and if you advertise enough all over theweb you might just find someone who’ll do it.

5

Blackhawk, you didn’t sound sincere. As soon as I settle accounts with my good friend in Nigeria (he’s a member of royalty), I’ll be delighted to help you out. He’s just waiting for my account and pin numbers. (The awful things they did to his father, the general.)
Tony

6

Someone want to be my benefactor too my stuff is pretty much the same except 1. is extended to all instruments I play and 2 and 3 don’t existe. :laughing:

7

If only I could eliminate 2 of the three. Then I’d at least be real good at one of them.