YEAH! Lay his fat ass out Lizard King! 
-Don’t worry about double parking at the space port , djm. The two hour limit was exceeded by many years right after your jump to warp speed due to time dilation. Your vehicle has been towed and disassociated into basic elements used as fusion source matter powering interplanetary dumpster vessels.
-The bill for compounded tow/storage fees was intercepted by intergalactic hackers unaware of the huge download size, and their entire civilization collapsed under the weight of accumulated debt, the only density greater than a black hole’s core. The result has been a huge galaxy which now spins around your tow fee’s black hole. We call it the Ford Galaxy. 
But … but … my gas bill was in the glove box. 
djm