http://www.ebay.com/itm/WHISLE-TIN-SEE-PHOTO-/350560479222
Only three holes - I wonder how it works?
My boss used to assign me to hody duty all the time, and I hated it.
We all live in a yellowish-and-red submarine …
Ah. My kazoo. There it is.
Hey! Why do I look so evil? When I’m in that kind of mood, you definitely don’t want to give me back my kazoo.
Oh-ho no. Don’t play innocent with me.
The poor, poor, English language… 
http://www.ebay.com/itm/KAZOO-WHISLE-TIN-SEE-PHOTO-/350577020193
Relisted.
Now spelled “Hoody Duty”.
Also, at least for the time being, the title is KAZOO /WHISLE * TIN / SEE PHOTO
but there is no photo.
It just gets better, doesn’t it.
Specifically, it’s a “Tin Whisle OR kAZOO”. Your choice!
Of course, Trophy Music (aka Grover / 1stNote) is still alive and well:
http://www.musiciansfriend.com/folk-traditional-instruments/grover-trophy-701b-metal-kazoo
Why they think this is an antique from the era of Hooty Dowdy … er, Hotty Dotty … er, “from the 50s” is … interesting.
I always hated hoody duty, too. Nowadays, it’s liable to get you shot.
You’re assuming they actually think that; I mean, how would you go about trying to sell a used kazoo on the internet for $2 plus shipping?
While you guys are busy here talking, I’m gonna stell it!
I wonder what is this verb, “to stell”…
Ach you youngsters!
It’s “Howdy Doody” as in “hello.”
And, I gather from the description that it is a kazoo, though given the spelling it is a bit hard to figure out. I think that I’m sure it is not a seltzer bottle though…
Gosh, nice of you to be so friendly, gramps. “Hello” back to you.
Howdy Kazoody to Youdy, Mr. Boody.
Now gimme my freakin’ kazoostle!
Personally I likes Princes SumerFalWnterSprung the bestest…
From the Peanut Gallery,
Steve
you all are destroying my childhood memories and therefore, me
I wanted one of those collectabill$… oh-no mr bill!
It’s in the eBay description …don’t you know English?
You kids better get the hell off his lawn!!! 
Oh. Haha. Silly me. Uhm.
So, that would likely be a “steal”-and-sell. Is eBay almost a closed system?
You bet! I’ve a powered seltzer water bottle 