O,K. You pipemakers- start sending me your pipes (free of charge of course!) for a free extended trial period!
Just P.M. so I know what you are sending.
When I was with a warpipe band, I used to get all manner of unsolicited email adverts for piping gear - almost always from one or two companies in Pakistan.
It was enjoyable reading their English - always so well-mannered, in an obsequious way, and I’d get a good laugh of it.
But after awhile, it became tedious, as I’d never done any business with them, and had no interest in receiving their offerings.
A brief, but polite one-time response was all it took, requesting that they remove my address from their list, and reminded them not to contact me again. I added that I had saved their e-mail address, and if ever I wanted to contact them, I could do so.
MacEachain, I was trying to make a subtle point there… but I’ll say no more. So far, I haven’t received pipe offers… if I did I’d have to check them out first! What?