Y’all didn’t happen to see the guy on Letterman’s Stupid Human Tricks segment who played The William Tell Overture on a turkey baster, didja?
Best wishes,
Jerry
I missed it. 
I feel so violated.
Maybe we can get Dave to let us know when there’s a rerun of that episode?
2004 Thanksgiving Must-Have..the Freeman-tweaked Turkey Baster
I’m putting that one on the top of my wish list right now…
Heather
I wasn’t watching Letterman, but I did hear the segment from the other room, as the television set was still tuned to Channel Six, since the Ten o’clock news.
Saw it. It was pretty good. but it only goes one octave and smells like gravy.
Not de_baste_?
I think we need at least two of these babies, so that happyturkeyman and Cranberry can play a duet for the C & F Thansgiving party.
BTW …
In case anyone wants to try it, he filled the bulb with water (colored so you could see it). Holding the baster bulb down, he blew across the end like a soda bottle, squeezing the bulb to raise or lower the water level and change the pitch.
Best wishes,
Jerry
i wonder if he’s a turkey baster baby? (i can’t believe no one else didn’t jump on this one!)
Why…I’m…getting inspiration! I’m going to make a set of pipes out of an enema bag and go on star search!
“With fronds like these, who needs enemas?”
You supply the rest of the joke.
Best wishes,
Jerry
What ever happened to Zubivka’s helium filled bagpipe design?
Progress report, please.
Best wishes,
Jerry
Ooof. You’ve just made my brain implode.
At your service, Hapster.
I thought I’d heard he gave it up when he found that the helium made it play an octave higher and it ended up in the high whistle range.