This may shock everyone, but I can’t dance. At all. Put me on a dance floor, and I’m suddenly stiff as a board. (No wise-cracks, amar.) That’s my “socially inept secret”. :roll:
Oh boy! Now I have heard everything! You can’t dance?
You silly fellow. Tons of people can’t dance. I might go so far as to say that more people can’t dance than can! I only dance in the privacy of my own home—alone. Well, your secret is safe with us. But it ain’t too horrifyin’ a secret.