Tinwhistle Away Messages

I dont have any myself at the moment. But i was wondering if any of you have some interesting Tinwhistle away messages that you use on your AOL/AIM, YAHOO! and MSN Messengers?

I’m hoping this will make for an interesting thread!

I usually have some whistling in my answering machine. I like to say “please leave your message after the jig”. :laughing: Ha! i kill myself!