champagne please.
Where are the girls?
the first one just arrived. 
You look exactly like my brother in that avatar.
So, this is 40?
Dude, you also need glamour, sex, respect, a mustache, and bigger lips. I found your new pleasureman look pretty convincing though. No one else could look like that. 
I guess unless you are skiing, do you really need the sunglasses for anything in Switzerland (other than looking cool)?? I am so na-ive.
39! (and one day)
dude, us glamour people need such glasses.
Well, of course. How else would the glamour people be recognised? Take the glasses off, and you’re indistinguishable from your average common smelly man/woman on the street.
Sorry, Amar, I’m not touching your tra-la-la or your ding-ding-dong.
Whatver happened to Gunther, anyway? I’m still eagerly awaiting the North American tour!
J.
Speak for yourself…dude.
Slan,
D. 
Lemmesee…I don’t wear shades, even the bodhran players forget if I was at the last session, and I always say “art before hygeine”.
It’s called hiding in plain sight.