In view of the fact that I can’t seem to stay on topic for than two posts at a time I thought it only fair that I start a thread that everyone else can steal off me.
I’ll just sit over here in the corner muttering mea culpa.
Well, since you want this thread to be hijacked, I think we should limit the discussion to the topic of threadjacking. 
This is a clever scheme, but it stands no chance of succeeding unless you at least introduce a topic from which we can wildly veer.
This is cleary a conservative attempt to influence the direction of the Pub.
A pathetic attempt, at that.
Oh, speaking of which, did any of you happen to__________ (fill in the blank)
Tom
By using the subject “Threadjacking”, he guaranteed that any subject is on-topic. He’s created an unhijackable thread! Very clever.
Well, the Titanic was supposed to be unsinkable, and this thread is supposed to be unhijackable. We’ll just have to see about that.
I won the Competition.
I won the Competition.
Me. Alan Partridge.
I am Alan Partridge, and I won the riddle Competition.
I believe, dear lady, that he did. But if I discuss it, then it would go contrary to his intent. Which is not the intent of this post, I might add.
Will O’Ban
I pulled a thread in my jacket once and got out the scissors to delete it from the other threads in the jacket, at the time saying Hi to Jack!
MarkB
but don’t yell “Hi” to your friend Jack whilst in the airport…
Thread jack.
Threadjack Nicholson
Nah. This is a threadjack:
Slude, OMFG, where did you get that!? I typed ‘thread jack’ into google and all i could get were service jacks!!! 
I did a google image search for “threadjack” (one word). 
well, i guess it was inevitable that either you or I would have hit upon it eventually!!
I’ve never hijacked a thread.
Threadjack Black
