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He who gets cocky will never play hockey.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape the humiliating stares of friends and neighbors. -
To be, or not to be. Brrawkk!
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Look, ma, no hands!
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The heartbreak of species dysphoria.
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What? There’s no zipper? Help!!!
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Frank Purdue contemplates the true meaning of karma.
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'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate,
Baby I’m just gonna brrawkk brrawkk brrawkk brrawkk brrawkk brrawkk
Shake it off. Shake it off. -
SWR seeks hot chick for chicken feed and a movie.
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Cock-a-doodle-WΤF?
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-Papageno!
…And we talked about some old times
And we drank ourselves some beers
Still crazy after all these years.
No kidding. And he doesn’t even have spurs to use on someone when they call him chicken.