Well, the plain truth is that I was in the orient, learning the mysterious arts that have given me the power to cloud men’s minds.
As for the video, if you want to learn the piping position I call “Praying Mantis Devours its Mate,” the video is the only way it can be done without spending 10 years under the cruel tutelage of Master Pai Mei.
I see by your new avatar that you have seen the, “Why skydiving was outlawed in India” pic before! One of my all-time favourite misinterpretations. 
djm
Nothing half so cruel as the tutelage of Evil Betty and his minion, the King of the Brown-nipple People.
Royce
While in the orient, the mysterious Diem Qwin was strongly influenced in his studies of obscure reed pipes and the minutia of their making and playing, by the Grand Master Fu Ling Yu.
Ted
While in the orient, the mysterious Diem Qwin was strongly influenced in his studies of obscure reed pipes and the minutia of their making and playing, by the Grand Master Fu Ling Yu.
Ted
PD.
Master Hu Rei say: “If the shortest distance between two points is a line, why does waiting in one take so long?”
No Fu Ling
Oh boy! Now we’re descending into dumb mock-Chinese jokes.
Perhaps when he was in the Orient he may have tried to learn Drunken Style Kung Fu. This style originated in the city of Mei King, and was called Wu Pei. Apparently the practitioners had a very good time.
djm
There is a serious message here, djm. I recommend you orient yourself accordingly, or go underground. None of this Wu Pei Du trivial kind of superficiality, please. Only those acquainted with the teachings of Wae Ting Ch’ant Du would probably understand the deeper concerns professed by Master Hu Rai.
"There’s nine hundred million of them
In the world today,
You’d better get to like them,
That’s why I say-
I like Chinese
They only come up to your knees,
They’re wise,
They’re witty,
They’re ready to please."
-(Minty Pythin, o’course.)
[u]David Quinn[/u] has now created a puzzle about trying to save the forest.
They left out the most important aspect of the creation of the puzzle…the tidbit that makes this puzzle extremely valuable.
He used silver bass regulator keys as chopsticks with which to pick up and place all of the puzzle pieces. The puzzle was never touched by human hands.