My neighbors have a small, yappy dog that they keep outside in a pen during the workday. Just to make sure that fido has all of the conveniences in her pen that she has in the house, the owners have decorated the pen with necessary items, such as carpet, a padded chair for sitting, living ferns, marigolds, and geranium, two artificial tree-like-objects, and (I love this!) a candle in a wine bottle for those romantic moments when other owners walk their dogs on the nearby sidewalk.
for all of that bother, they could have house trained that poor dog. i hope the dog pees all over everything while they are sleeping.
Where the hell is the TV?
…it’s inside the little house. No antenna cuz the dog has cable…
Doug, you are not alone in disliking yappy little dogs. For ten bucks, Guido and the boys will pull up in a large town car with darkened windows, abscond with said mutt, and …
djm
dog’s gonna need glasses with a screen that small.
Somebody call the humane society.
But where is his trampoline?
(Sorry it’s so big but we’re getting stuff together for a picnic and I don’t have time to fuss with the picture more.)
My husband bought this mini trampoline at a rummage sale, but every time he tries to use it our dog Petey thinks we’ve put up a nice seat for him.
Charlene, my wife noticed the two rugs in the photo. She wants to know if you are a hooker?
And is she happy?
(how come I can never get away with lines like that?)
djm
I made that rug with the cream-colored background ages ago when I was still single and had time to do crafts. Nowadays I go to my paying job and come home, have supper, and do housework, and have very little time to do anything along those lines. I do still have some kits in the closet, and someday I’ll have time to make them up - if the materal hasn’t all rotted away by then! 
The other rug is store-bought.
Paris Hilton’s dog? 
My neighbors to the east (mom, dad, and 3 school aged kids) have a dog that must behave poorly when inside because they leave him barking in the backyard whether they’re home or not.
On the days its predicted to rain they might leave him inside while they go to work and school but he barks all day anyway. I can hear him through the windows.
Funny but sad though, when they went on vacation for 2 1/2 weeks they payed someone to come over and take the dog for walks twice a day. 2 walks a day was all the dog needed to not feel the need to sit and bark.
When they came home and no longer employed someone to walk the dog twice a day, the barking resumed.
Forget the TV. Where’s the shade?