I built a theory:
People with WoAh syndrom have a different concept of what time is. To people with the WoAh syndrom(such as myself) time isn’t measured by mintues or hours, but by WoAh units. for example: if was to order, say, a Susato D and an Oak d from the internet(which I just did), It would take it WoAh time units to get here. More than one WoAh unit is too much, and as you probably guessed, from the moment I put the order, at least(!!!) a 100 WoAh units passed, so I’m pretty freaked at the moment, knowing that in normal human terms, it would take the whistles a week and a half to get here…
Yes, it’s tough the way we measure time. I can only imagine how many millions of units it would take to wait on, say, a Copeland or an O’Riordan . . . 