Thanks Gary. You just won me a pint here at work. I had a wee bet on who’d be the first to snap at that particular bait. 
Enjoy it in good health old chap!
here here - politically correct is an oxymoron.
oxymoron: stupid cow.
Sorry… wrong thread…
Politics: many blood sucking arachnids
It might be found offensive to the flatulently impaired. I, however, do not find it offensive at all…