
I’ll have to remember to wear something less revealing when I’m out walking in unknown areas of the jungle and other places where weird creatures are bound to be lurking. I don’t want to end up like the Triffid chick in the picture. Oh, and no heels either…and everyone knows how one really should wear white stilettos in the jungle. I know I always do. It’s a good thing I haven’t been nabbed yet.
Just carry a spray bottle of salt water and you’ll be fine.
