Stepped on one barefooted in the yard one night, poor little guy was just out looking for some nookie, I’m afraid I crushed all his hopes.
ew, ew, ew, ew…major heebies… 
That smaller orange blob up and to the right of the big orange blob looks like a rose blossom. 
You romantic. I think that has just shattered your street cred 
I had street cred? I’m always the last to know…
Isn’t that sweet, looking at interstellar flatulence and seeing flowers, that is if you consider those disease ridden plants called roses as flowers.
So this would be an attempt to build up or maintain street cred?
it’s not working for me… 
What have you got against roses?
Speaking of Giant Spiders…
Bacterial diseases, fungal diseases, nematodes, virus and virus-like diseases, terrestrial arthropods and responsible for inciting some of the greatest usage of biocides by the average uninformed home gardener world wide.