- What is a biscuit?
- What is the proper way to make a pot of tea?
- It’s eleven o’clock. Do you know where your chippy is?
How come British people never move their upper lips?
You haven’t numbered it. Is this an addition to the questionnaire or are you just nattering?
I want it to be question number ten.
No go. Play or go home.
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To what occasions should you show up wearing white pants?
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What do you do with red Smarties?
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Pronounce, “Worchestershire.”
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Distinguish a jumper from a cardigan.
Where the heck is that? 
Oh we do. We do. But only at the most effective moments. 
Thus passeth the Commonwealth. And I believe #4 is a trick question.
- Is “Bubble and Squeak” a comedy duo or a type of crime? Pick one.
… the point being, I suppose, that a proper British type person would say “Eh? Wha’ jew on abar’, you plonker?!”
- Describe a plonker.
Shouldn’t take long. 
- You have been mugged in London. Do you ask for 1) a peeler, 2) a cop, or 3) a plod?
- Would your answer to 10, above change if the peeler was sharpened to a fine point and had a serrated edge?
IOW, do you mean had he been drinking Buckfast?
Huh? You’ve lost me.
Well, from what I gather, “sharpened to a fine point and with a serrated edge” a good description of what Bucky does to people.
BTW, a friend has promised to bring me back a bottle. I’m looking forward to this cultural experience, and will report back.
Er … OK. It might be pertinent to note that I, like probably 99.9% of the UK population, have never tried Backfast. It accounts for only 0.5%, or 1/200 of the alcohol sales in Scotland, and almost all its sales are in Scotland.
Hmm. Okay, then. That’s a bit too specific, isn’t it. Never mind.
BTW, if there were only one Citizenship Question per post, at 100 we should end up with 6.666666666666667 pages, I believe. Little hope of that brevity, is there. 