Mouse Whistle
Manufactured under strict quality control
to charm even the most discerning ear
the Mouse Whistle is value for money
one hundred percent environmentally
friendly, neither disturbing the air nor
wasting natural resources, its mouthpiece
breathtaking, yet no clogging, its six holes
make for an easy stretch, one quick blow
brings silent gratification, no blogging
Is it well suited to mouse music?
Hey Jerry, will Ralph be offering tweaked versions?
Like “It’s a Small World After All.”?
I’d like to see a whistle that can blog!
The Mouse Whistle can play virtuallyany music, everything from the traditional to the poststructural, even Simon and Garfunkel.
Would that make it a “Mouskedóg”? 
Redwolf
… and liddlelambs eat ivy?
I used to be a Mouskedog…had the hat with the ears and everything…
Proof Positive , ladies and gentlemen , that a diet of sunflower seeds does , indeed , spark the creative processes !!! Now , I gotta check around and see where I can get some realllly big bags of the stuff !! 
Have a Great Day and Fun Whistling !!